Category: General Absurdity
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Surprise! Not What You Expected, Am I?
Do you really know me? Most people are surprised when they find out I’m not the person they thought I was.
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What Makes Me Laugh?
I share some things that make me laugh and some things that definitely don’t.
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The Things Ya See On The Street
I might be turning into that snoopy old lady who glares at the neighbors from behind her curtain. That’s how I found myself yesterday, watching the neighbors.
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Taking Cooking To Explosive Levels
My superhuman chef powers caused my oven to explode. I might need to scale back my abilities.
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Which Is More Embarrassing?
I was not so cavalier today as I attempted to go to an appointment with a new “lady doctor”. I think I might be losing my mind.
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The Sauce Connoisseur
My friends visit one of those fancy schmancy movie theaters for the first time. Put this country couple in a new situation, and sauciness ensues!
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He Called Me A … What???!!!
I marry people. That sounds weird. It’s not that I personally get married TO a bunch of people. I perform wedding ceremonies for people – people who marry each other. So now that that’s cleared up… I marry people, and before I write a ceremony for them, I meet with them first. I probe their…
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It’s Repaint The Hippie Van Day
You know we have a hippie van, right? Well, essentially, it’s an old Chevy Express 3500 V8 work van that I bought from my brother-in-law about a year ago. It was the standard work van color – white – with the normal gray undertones in all the places where the paint had chipped off. Go…
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Whatever Works, Y’all!
I love the fact that my last name is now Cavalier. Don’t get me wrong. Being Donna Fontenot was always great, but now that I’m Donna Fontenot Cavalier – well, it’s just that much more awesome, ya know? Why? Because that’s a pretty good way to be, I think. Just a little cavalier about life.…