If I Could Choose A Superpower…
The sneakiest superpower of all … yep, that’s the one I want.
General Absurdity
Emoting With Emojis
How do you feel about my favorite emojis? Describe your feeling with an emoji! 😀
Surprise! Not What You Expected, Am I?
Do you really know me? Most people are surprised when they find out I’m not the person they thought I was.
The Things Ya See On The Street
I might be turning into that snoopy old lady who glares at the neighbors from behind her curtain. That’s how I found myself yesterday, watching the neighbors.
Taking Cooking To Explosive Levels
My superhuman chef powers caused my oven to explode. I might need to scale back my abilities.
Which Is More Embarrassing?
I was not so cavalier today as I attempted to go to an appointment with a new “lady doctor”. I think I might be losing my mind.
The Sauce Connoisseur
My friends visit one of those fancy schmancy movie theaters for the first time. Put this country couple in a new situation, and sauciness ensues!
He Called Me A … What???!!!
I marry people. That sounds weird. It’s not that I personally get married TO a bunch of people. I perform wedding ceremonies for people – people who marry each other. So now that that’s cleared up… I marry people, and before I write a ceremony for them, I meet with them first. I probe their …